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For the days when Earth feels like a bad decision. This sticker features a perfectly done-with-it alien leaning on a railing in deep space, side-eyeing humanity and saying exactly what we’re all thinking: Ew, humans. Perfect for your laptop, water bottle, or spaceship control panel.
✨ Details & Options:
* Size: ~3” x 3” (ish—handmade = unique little snowflakes of sarcasm)
* Finish: rainbow matte white, matte transparent, plain white, or translucent holographic
* Holo styles: rainbow, shattered, dots, and stars – because even intergalactic shade can sparkle
* Printed on Joyeza sticker paper + Teckwrap holographic overlay for premium quality
* Designed, cut, and shipped by me—straight from my weird little art lab 🖤
💧 Care Instructions:
* Water resistant (fine for minor splashes, not for black hole dives)
* Wipe clean with a dry rag for everyday dust
* For stubborn messes, just use a dab of water—no harsh cleaners needed
💌 Every order keeps my goblin heart beaming and my caffeine tank full. Reviews are like alien transmissions telling me I’m doing great—so beam one my way.
Ew, humans” alien sticker – 3” of intergalactic mood
$3.50
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